RFC 1, fight 1: Big Bertha 9000 vs Lady Volt
๐ Big Bertha 9000 wins by KO (head off) in round 1. First part off: Big Bertha 9000's right shoulder.
Replay drawn from the fight's computed frames.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo and Jack Gambini
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: It's a beautiful night under the lights for RFC 1, fight 1. Big Bertha 9000 and Lady Volt touch fists, and I'm told both fists are still attached. For now.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Bang! Lady Volt finds the right upper arm with an uppercut. Big Bertha 9000 felt that one: 11 points off, 89 percent left.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Big Bertha 9000 slips the knee. Lady Volt is going to feel that one in the actuators tomorrow.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Remember, it's all game gold. Max, I put my whole stack on the round prop. That's my whole stack, gone in a round I didn't pick.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Bang! Lady Volt finds the left shoulder with a right cross. Big Bertha 9000 felt that one: 8 points off, 92 percent left.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: The method market closed with TKO (dismantled) at 41 percent. I bet the other one, Max. I always bet the other one.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Oh my goodness! What a shot Lady Volt lands on the left thigh of Big Bertha 9000! 1,329 joules, and that left thigh is down to 89 percent.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Down goes the right shoulder! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Max, you are buying dinner.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: On the props: the first part off market had An arm part at 52 percent. The jaw was paying better than my 401(k).
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: IT'S OVER! The head of Lady Volt is OFF! Big Bertha 9000 wins it by KO in round 1!
๐ Play by play
| R1 0:08 | Lady Volt uppercut โ right upper arm | 1,234 J, -11 (89%) |
| R1 0:23 | Lady Volt knee โ right upper arm | miss |
| R1 0:38 | Lady Volt right cross โ left shoulder | 1,165 J, -8 (92%) |
| R1 0:53 | Big Bertha 9000 left hook โ head | miss |
| R1 1:08 | Lady Volt knee โ left thigh | 1,329 J, -11 (89%) |
| R1 1:23 | Lady Volt left kick โ right shoulder | 2,365 J, -16 (84%) Right shoulder, Right upper arm, Right forearm, Right fist OFF |
| R1 1:38 | Big Bertha 9000 jab โ head | 1,707 J, -14 (86%) Head OFF |
๐ค Tale of the tape
| Big Bertha 9000 | Lady Volt | |
|---|---|---|
| Power | 94 | 27 |
| Speed | 13 | 80 |
| Reach | 77 | 62 |
| Durability | 50 | 26 |
| Balance | 75 | 30 |
| Core shielding | 83 | 75 |
| Adhesion | 81 | 81 |
| Stamina | 49 | 54 |
| Aggression | 60 | 52 |
| Fight IQ | 50 | 85 |