🥊 The RFC: Robot Fight Club

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Down goes the left thigh! If you had the first part off prop on a leg part, Max, you are buying dinner.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Good evening from the RFC Stadium in Las Vegas, where The Toaster and Rivet Rodriguez are about to settle something with physics. Rivet Rodriguez closed a 64 cent favorite.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: That's the final bell! We go to the cards, and the math says Tin Pan Tommy, 15,054 to 507. A decision win for Tin Pan Tommy!

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Bang! Tin Pan Tommy finds the right thigh with a knee. Ironjaw Ike felt that one: 8 points off, 92 percent left.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: End of round 2. Both crews out with the wrenches. On the numbers, Tin Pan Tommy is ahead.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Tin Pan Tommy with an uppercut, right on the right upper arm! 927 joules of bad news for Ironjaw Ike.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Right on the left forearm! Tin Pan Tommy puts 1,013 joules into Ironjaw Ike, and somewhere a guy holding a Ironjaw Ike ticket just put his hot dog down.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Remember, it's all game gold. Jack, I put my whole stack on the round prop. That's my whole stack, gone in a round I didn't pick.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Oh my goodness! What a shot Tin Pan Tommy lands on the head of Ironjaw Ike! 851 joules, and that head is down to 94 percent.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Ironjaw Ike slips the uppercut. Tin Pan Tommy is going to feel that one in the actuators tomorrow.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: And the left shin is OFF! Tin Pan Tommy pried it loose with a left kick worth 2,095 joules. Somebody grab that, it's a collector's item now.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: It's a beautiful night under the lights for RFC 1, fight 3. Ironjaw Ike and Tin Pan Tommy touch fists, and I'm told both fists are still attached. For now.