RFC 2, fight 1: Gearbox Gus vs Big Bertha 9000

🏆 Big Bertha 9000 wins by Decision in round 3. First part off: Big Bertha 9000's right upper arm.

Replay drawn from the fight's computed frames.

🔮 Who wins: Gearbox Gus 30% · Big Bertha 9000 70%🔮 How it ends: KO (head off) 68% · Power core failure 9% · TKO (dismantled) 14%🔮 Which round: Round 1 53% · Round 2 16% · Round 3 22%🔮 First part off: Jaw 1% · Head 14% · An arm part 35%

🎙️ Max Lorenzo and Jack Gambini

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: It's a beautiful night under the lights for RFC 2, fight 1. Gearbox Gus and Big Bertha 9000 touch fists, and I'm told both fists are still attached. For now.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: The ribcage gave up 522 joules to the power core. Gearbox Gus is running on 70 percent, Max. That's my phone at noon.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: And the right upper arm is OFF! Gearbox Gus pried it loose with a left kick worth 2,680 joules. Somebody grab that, it's a collector's item now.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Oh my goodness! There goes the right upper arm! Gearbox Gus's right upper arm comes clean off, adhesion rated 59, and 2,248 joules said that was not enough!

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: That one went through the ribcage! Big Bertha 9000's power core takes 36 points, it's at 64 percent and flickering.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Down goes the left upper arm! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Max, you are buying dinner.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Remember, it's all game gold. Jack, I put my whole stack on the round prop. That's my whole stack, gone in a round I didn't pick.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: End of round 2. Both crews out with the wrenches. On the numbers, Gearbox Gus is ahead.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: And the left hip is OFF! Big Bertha 9000 pried it loose with a left kick worth 3,060 joules. Somebody grab that, it's a collector's item now.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: That's the final bell! We go to the cards, and the math says Big Bertha 9000, 15,619 to 10,177. A decision win for Big Bertha 9000!

📜 Play by play

R1 0:08	Big Bertha 9000 uppercut → left upper arm	miss
R1 0:23	Big Bertha 9000 right cross → right hip	1,691 J, -13 (87%)
R1 0:38	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → right forearm	miss
R1 0:53	Big Bertha 9000 uppercut → ribcage	1,664 J, -5 (82%), core -30
R1 1:08	Big Bertha 9000 uppercut → ribcage	miss
R1 1:23	Gearbox Gus left kick → right upper arm	2,680 J, -22 (78%) Right upper arm, Right forearm, Right fist OFF
R1 1:38	Gearbox Gus uppercut → left fist	miss
R1 1:53	Big Bertha 9000 left hook → ribcage	miss
R1 2:08	Gearbox Gus left hook → head	miss
R1 2:23	Big Bertha 9000 jab → right upper arm	2,248 J, -21 (79%) Right upper arm, Right forearm, Right fist OFF
R1 2:38	Big Bertha 9000 knee → ribcage	miss
R1 2:53	Big Bertha 9000 left hook → left upper arm	miss
R2 0:08	Gearbox Gus left kick → left upper arm	miss
R2 0:23	Gearbox Gus left kick → ribcage	2,802 J, -8 (92%), core -36
R2 0:38	Big Bertha 9000 knee → ribcage	miss
R2 0:53	Gearbox Gus jab → left upper arm	1,592 J, -15 (85%) Left upper arm, Left forearm, Left fist OFF
R2 1:08	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → right hip	miss
R2 1:23	Gearbox Gus left hook → neck	338 J (glancing), -4 (96%)
R2 1:38	Big Bertha 9000 knee → left forearm	1,439 J, -15 (85%)
R2 1:53	Gearbox Gus knee → left thigh	miss
R2 2:08	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → ribcage	miss
R2 2:23	Gearbox Gus knee → right hip	miss
R2 2:38	Gearbox Gus jab → ribcage	465 J (glancing), -1 (91%)
R2 2:53	Big Bertha 9000 knee → left hip	miss
R3 0:08	Big Bertha 9000 knee → left forearm	miss
R3 0:23	Gearbox Gus knee → left thigh	miss
R3 0:38	Gearbox Gus knee → ribcage	1,098 J, -3 (88%)
R3 0:53	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → left hip	3,060 J, -23 (74%) Left hip, Left thigh, Left shin, Left foot OFF
R3 1:08	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → right shoulder	3,009 J, -23 (77%) Right shoulder OFF
R3 1:23	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → ribcage	1,261 J (glancing), -3 (79%), core -18
R3 1:38	Big Bertha 9000 knee → left forearm	miss
R3 1:53	Big Bertha 9000 left kick → ribcage	1,247 J (glancing), -3 (76%), core -19
R3 2:08	Gearbox Gus jab → ribcage	1,202 J, -3 (85%), core -2
R3 2:23	Big Bertha 9000 knee → left shoulder	miss
R3 2:38	Big Bertha 9000 knee → right hip	miss
R3 2:53	Big Bertha 9000 knee → right hip	miss

🤖 Tale of the tape

	Gearbox Gus	Big Bertha 9000
Power	41	94
Speed	30	14
Reach	46	77
Durability	39	51
Balance	50	75
Core shielding	76	83
Adhesion	86	81
Stamina	81	49
Aggression	55	60
Fight IQ	62	50