RFC 3, fight 4: The Toaster vs Ironjaw Ike
๐ The Toaster wins by KO (head off) in round 1. First part off: Ironjaw Ike's ribcage.
Replay drawn from the fight's computed frames.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo and Jack Gambini
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Welcome to Las Vegas, everybody. Clear skies, a full house, and The Toaster against Ironjaw Ike. The money says The Toaster, at 66 cents. The money has been wrong before. I would know.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Those who took Ironjaw Ike at 34 cents are leaning forward now. Those who took The Toaster at 66 are leaning back. I'm leaning on the bar.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Glancing blow off the right hip of The Toaster. The right hip shrugs it off at 89 percent.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Next up, Sprocket Sally against Circuit Breaker, and the market has Sprocket Sally at 68 cents. The window is still open, folks.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: IT'S OVER! The head of Ironjaw Ike is OFF! The Toaster wins it by KO in round 1!
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Next up, Sprocket Sally against Circuit Breaker, and the market has Sprocket Sally at 68 cents. The window is still open, folks.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Remember, it's all game gold. Jack, I put my whole stack on the round prop. That's my whole stack, gone in a round I didn't pick.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: Those who took Ironjaw Ike at 34 cents are leaning forward now. Those who took The Toaster at 66 are leaning back. I'm leaning on the bar.
๐๏ธ Max Lorenzo: The method market closed with KO (head off) at 47 percent. I bet the other one, Jack. I always bet the other one.
๐๏ธ Jack Gambini: On the props: the first part off market had A leg part at 37 percent. The jaw was paying better than my 401(k).
๐ Play by play
| R1 0:08 | Ironjaw Ike left kick โ right hip | 1,447 J (glancing), -11 (89%) |
| R1 0:23 | The Toaster left kick โ ribcage | 3,943 J, -11 (76%), core -78 Ribcage, Power core, Neck, Head, Jaw, Left shoulder, Left upper arm, Left forearm, Left fist, Right shoulder, Right upper arm, Right forearm, Right fist OFF |
๐ค Tale of the tape
| The Toaster | Ironjaw Ike | |
|---|---|---|
| Power | 97 | 55 |
| Speed | 34 | 27 |
| Reach | 56 | 38 |
| Durability | 39 | 51 |
| Balance | 67 | 57 |
| Core shielding | 79 | 79 |
| Adhesion | 75 | 97 |
| Stamina | 22 | 43 |
| Aggression | 82 | 70 |
| Fight IQ | 40 | 45 |