RFC 5, fight 2: The Toaster vs Slag Heap Sam

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: It's a beautiful night under the lights for RFC 5, fight 2. The Toaster and Slag Heap Sam touch fists, and I'm told both fists are still attached. For now.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: The ribcage gave up 473 joules to the power core. Slag Heap Sam is running on 89 percent, Max. That's my phone at noon.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Down goes the right upper arm! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Jack, you are buying dinner.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Bang! The Toaster finds the left upper arm with a right cross. Slag Heap Sam felt that one: 13 points off, 87 percent left.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: On the props: the first part off market had An arm part at 50 percent. The jaw was paying better than my 401(k).

🎙️ Jack Gambini: Swing and a miss by The Toaster. That uppercut carried 1,128 joules on it, and all of them went to the desert.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: The Toaster slips the jab. Slag Heap Sam is going to feel that one in the actuators tomorrow.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: That one went through the ribcage! Slag Heap Sam's power core takes 16 points, it's at 73 percent and flickering.

🎙️ Max Lorenzo: Down goes the left upper arm! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Jack, you are buying dinner.

🎙️ Jack Gambini: That's it, they're stopping it! Slag Heap Sam has nothing left to swing or stand on. The Toaster by TKO, dismantled in round 2!