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Big Bertha 9000 vs Slag Heap Sam: RFC 13, fight 1

๐Ÿ† Slag Heap Sam wins by Decision in round 3. First part off: Big Bertha 9000's left hip.

Slag Heap Sam beat Big Bertha 9000 by decision in round 3, in RFC 13, fight 1 at The Arena in Las Vegas on Oct 6, 2026. Big Bertha 9000 landed 2 of 6 strikes for 6,593 joules; Slag Heap Sam landed 10 of 30 for 18,041. The hardest hit: Slag Heap Sam's left kick to the left hip, 3,461 joules. The first part off was Big Bertha 9000's left hip. Before the bell the odds model had Slag Heap Sam at 42%.

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Big Bertha 9000"The Wrecking Ball" ยท red corner5-10 ยท 58% at the bellHeight 249 cm (8 ft 2 in) ยท Reach 86 cm ยท Weight 213 kg
Slag Heap Sam ๐Ÿ†"The Foundry" ยท blue corner4-11 ยท 42% at the bellHeight 236 cm (7 ft 9 in) ยท Reach 71 cm ยท Weight 188 kg

๐Ÿค Head to head: Big Bertha 9000 2, Slag Heap Sam 1 ยท fight 71, fight 56, fight 13

Replay drawn from the fight's computed frames.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Max Lorenzo and Jack Gambini

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Max Lorenzo: It's a beautiful night under the lights for RFC 13, fight 1. Big Bertha 9000 and Slag Heap Sam touch fists, and I'm told both fists are still attached. For now.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Jack Gambini: Down goes the left hip! If you had the first part off prop on a leg part, Max, you are buying dinner.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Max Lorenzo: The ribcage gave up 472 joules to the power core. Slag Heap Sam is running on 91 percent, Jack. That's my phone at noon.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Jack Gambini: Glancing blow off the right foot of Big Bertha 9000. The right foot shrugs it off at 95 percent.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Next up, Gearbox Gus against Tin Pan Tommy, and the market has Tin Pan Tommy at 81 cents. The window is still open, folks.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Jack Gambini: Those who took Slag Heap Sam at 42 cents are leaning forward now. Those who took Big Bertha 9000 at 58 are leaning back. I'm leaning on the bar.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Max Lorenzo: The ribcage gave up 850 joules to the power core. Big Bertha 9000 is running on 48 percent, Jack. That's my phone at noon.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Jack Gambini: Slag Heap Sam with a left hook, right on the head! 1,065 joules of bad news for Big Bertha 9000.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Max Lorenzo: Down goes the left forearm! If you had the first part off prop on an arm part, Jack, you are buying dinner.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Jack Gambini: Three full rounds in the desert. The judges score it for Slag Heap Sam. Nobody lost a head, everybody lost a little paint.

๐Ÿ“œ Play by play

R1 0:08Slag Heap Sam left kick โ†’ left hip3,461 J, -24 (75%) Left hip, Left thigh, Left shin, Left foot OFF
R1 0:23Slag Heap Sam left kick โ†’ right hipmiss
R1 0:38Big Bertha 9000 jab โ†’ neck842 J (glancing), -7 (93%)
R1 0:53Slag Heap Sam jab โ†’ right upper armmiss
R1 1:08Slag Heap Sam jab โ†’ right hip1,234 J, -7 (91%)
R1 1:23Big Bertha 9000 uppercut โ†’ right shouldermiss
R1 1:38Big Bertha 9000 jab โ†’ ribcage2,498 J, -7 (93%), core -9
R1 1:53Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ left forearm438 J (glancing), -4 (96%)
R1 2:08Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ right shouldermiss
R1 2:23Slag Heap Sam jab โ†’ ribcagemiss
R1 2:38Slag Heap Sam knee โ†’ right foot585 J (glancing), -5 (95%)
R1 2:53Slag Heap Sam left hook โ†’ neckmiss
R2 0:08Slag Heap Sam uppercut โ†’ ribcagemiss
R2 0:23Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ left forearmmiss
R2 0:38Big Bertha 9000 right cross โ†’ right shouldermiss
R2 0:53Slag Heap Sam uppercut โ†’ left forearmmiss
R2 1:08Slag Heap Sam jab โ†’ right shouldermiss
R2 1:23Slag Heap Sam left kick โ†’ ribcagemiss
R2 1:38Slag Heap Sam jab โ†’ left forearmmiss
R2 1:53Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ left forearm1,301 J, -12 (84%)
R2 2:08Big Bertha 9000 jab โ†’ right shoulder802 J (glancing), -5 (95%)
R2 2:23Slag Heap Sam uppercut โ†’ ribcagemiss
R2 2:38Slag Heap Sam left kick โ†’ ribcage3,083 J, -9 (83%), core -52
R2 2:53Slag Heap Sam left hook โ†’ head1,065 J, -7 (91%)
R3 0:08Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ left forearm1,019 J, -9 (75%)
R3 0:23Slag Heap Sam knee โ†’ right foot1,212 J, -10 (85%)
R3 0:38Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ left forearm1,224 J, -11 (64%) Left forearm, Left fist OFF
R3 0:53Slag Heap Sam left hook โ†’ left upper arm970 J, -7 (93%)
R3 1:08Slag Heap Sam uppercut โ†’ head971 J, -6 (85%)
R3 1:23Slag Heap Sam knee โ†’ right shinmiss
R3 1:38Slag Heap Sam knee โ†’ ribcage330 J (glancing), -1 (82%)
R3 1:53Big Bertha 9000 right cross โ†’ left upper arm2,451 J, -15 (85%) Left upper arm, Left forearm, Left fist OFF
R3 2:08Slag Heap Sam left kick โ†’ right hip873 J (glancing), -5 (86%)
R3 2:23Slag Heap Sam left kick โ†’ right footmiss
R3 2:38Slag Heap Sam right cross โ†’ neckmiss
R3 2:53Slag Heap Sam uppercut โ†’ ribcage275 J (glancing), -1 (81%)

๐Ÿค– Tale of the tape

Big Bertha 9000Slag Heap Sam
Power9666
Speed1712
Reach7740
Durability5683
Balance7463
Core shielding8089
Adhesion8598
Stamina4927
Aggression6050
Fight IQ5048

โ“ Questions

Who won Big Bertha 9000 vs Slag Heap Sam?

Slag Heap Sam beat Big Bertha 9000 by decision in round 3, in RFC 13, fight 1 at The Arena in Las Vegas, Oct 6, 2026.

When is Big Bertha 9000 vs Slag Heap Sam?

Big Bertha 9000 vs Slag Heap Sam is RFC 13, fight 1, at The Arena in Las Vegas. The opening bell was at Oct 6, 8:48 AM PT. Watch it live in 3D from ringside, free.

How can I watch Big Bertha 9000 vs Slag Heap Sam?

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